Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Where do horses reside?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why was the bee sad?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Why did the turkey join the band?
What did summer say to spring?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?
Why do math teachers love March?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?