Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?
She was a cougar.
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Where do actors go to pray?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Why did the goal post get angry?
What do you call siblings who love math?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What shape has a knighthood?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?