What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
Meatloaf.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How does a taco bless the table?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
Who granted the fish a wish?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What's a lizard's favorite cookie?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?