Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
How do chickens leave the highway?
What do you call the dog magician?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
When do mice play every day?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do you call an animal pop star?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?