Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
What condiment has wings?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What happens when a frog's car dies?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
What do golfers drink on the green?
Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What do vegetarians eat on Thanksgiving?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Where do novels go to have a good time?