Which president loved to take baths?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
Why was the cat so small?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
How long do chickens work?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
What's a forklift?
What kind of bees hum and drop things?
What goes zzub, zzub?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What do you call the dog magician?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
Which computer won the talent show?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?