Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Why did the chicken cross the net?
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?
What games do ants play with elephants?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
What did the rug say to the floor?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Why are cats so good at finding dates?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
What is a ghost's favorite dessert?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?