What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
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What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?
What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
What did the woman ask God for while driving?
What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?
What bird is losing its hair?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What did the boy say after a long day at the beach?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?