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What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?