Why did the wizard ace his math test?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
How does the sun listen to music?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What does a dog say before eating?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
Why was the musician arrested?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?