Why do trees have so many friends?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What's a bat's favorite game?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What did the stair machines call each other?
How do you compliment a cat?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What awards show do hot dogs never miss?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?