How do you know a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What do fairies always drink?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?
What utensil does water use to eat?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What school subject really rocks?
What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
How do bears keep cool?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
When do astronauts eat?