Why are penguins so awkward at parties?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do rich squirrels eat?
Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why did the train always get heated in an argument?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What sport is always getting in trouble?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What did the two grasslands become when their parents got married?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What's a boxer's favorite drink?