What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What's the last letter in the alphabet?
Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you give a sick pig?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
How are teens like cats?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why do cats love to work?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
What instrument did the door play in the band?