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Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
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What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why do math teachers love March?
What do you call a fish wearing a tux?
How does a polar bear build a house?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why do owls make lousy reporters?
Where do vampires keep their money?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
If Dorothy missed Kansas, what did Toto miss?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
How do locomotives know where to go?