What's red and smells like blue paint?
Red paint.
What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
Families are like fudge.
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What time of day was Adam created?
What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
Why is the lion so happy with his sons?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What is the quickest button on a radio?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What did one plate say to the other?
What's the scariest letter?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What do you call an angry monkey?