What's the holiest insect?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
Why are all priests fit?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?
What fish only swims at night?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?