Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you call an old snowman?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?
What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why did spring break up with winter?
When is a black dog not a black dog?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
What do you call a dog that meditates?
What do you call a puppy with a fever?