What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
Which position in soccer always plans for the future?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What's the most popular cereal around the holidays?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
What's a UPS® driver's favorite sport?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
What's the politest month?
How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?
Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?
What's a parent's favorite type of music?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?