Why should you be worried about the calendar?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why do trees hate going to school?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
Why was the cow afraid?
How do you get to Tooth Island?
Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
How do you get straight A's?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What's a dad's favorite dessert?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What sport do birds of prey love to watch?