What goes up when the rain comes down?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
Which relative loves rice?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What is the loneliest cheese?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
How do you get kids to do something?