What do you call a pig lumberjack?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What has ten letters and starts with G-A-S?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Where do dogs go to make new friends?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
How do fireflies start a race?
What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?
What musical instrument is the best typist?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?