My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?
How did the pirate call his mother?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Where's the best place for baby chickens to be born?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
Where do birds go to drink?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
Why did the cow go to outer space?