What's a computer's most sacred holiday?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
Why is spring the oddest season?
What's a henway?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What do math teachers eat?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
Who are Frosty's parents?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why did the cat think it was a wizard?
Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?
Which accessory can you only wear in the car?