What did the sickly elevator say?
What's a sled dog's favorite snack?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
What do you call an arctic cow?
What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What do you get if you cross the Lone Ranger with an insect?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
When is Dad's bedtime?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
