What kind of monkey flies to school?
A hot air baboon!
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Where do books love to go on vacation?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?
What do you call a tired tree?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?
Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What's a locomotive's favorite Proverb?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why are English teachers so smart?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?