What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Why was the mime upset?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What's black and white and red all over?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What kind of car did the disciples drive on their road trip?
Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the dentist say to the beaver?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?