What do you call a 100-year-old frog?
An old croak.
What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?
What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What TV show is most popular at bars?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
What's a dog's favorite tooth?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Where do burgers like to dance?
What do golfers drink on the green?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?