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What did the cats name their clothing brand?
What is a tree's least favorite month?
What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
What do sheep always carry on a hot day?
What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Where do snowmen go to dance?