What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
What game do bats excel at?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
What celebrity is at the center of a plum?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you call a flying police officer?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?