What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Why do bees buzz?
What do you call berries playing the guitar?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
What reads and lives in an apple?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?