What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
What does Santa use to help himself walk?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?