What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Why do bears hibernate in the winter?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where do tough ducks come from?
What animal keeps up with all the trends?
A book just fell on my head.
Why was the dog overweight?