Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?
Why was the coyote family such good singers?
What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the smallest lion?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call a bear with no teeth?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What type of birds stay together forever?