What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
What do you call two birds stuck together?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
Want to hear a joke about construction?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
How are teens like cats?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?
Why was the cobbler looking for work?
What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?