What do you call a pig thief?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?
What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?
How do you care for a sick bird?
Why was the storm actually calm?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
How do you grill cheese?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?