Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
What did the confused bee say?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What do you call a lemon that cleans things?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
What do trees wear to the lake?
What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?
What do you get if you cross a pile of mud with a pig?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?