When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
How much money does a skunk have?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What vegetables do librarians like?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
Where do mermaids see movies?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
What dog never pays attention in class?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Where do crackers stay when they're on vacation?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?