What do scuba divers wear to bed?
A snore-kel.
What's a frog's favorite year?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
How does a taco bless the table?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?