What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
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Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What is an insect's favorite beverage?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?