What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What's a reptile's favorite movie?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?
How did the two figs make their marriage last?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Will invisible planes ever be popular?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Which animal will never go bald?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
What cartoon character loves insects?