What did summer say to spring?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What do cats eat for breakfast?
What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?
What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?
Why was the horse so bad at dressage?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What car does Yoda® drive?
What's the only career where you can never sit down?
What do you call a dog in space?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?
What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?
Why do cats love to work?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a pile of cats?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?