Which cats love to be petted?
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
Why do bees gossip?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What is a horse's favorite sport?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?
What did summer say to autumn on their first date?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
Why did the person sit on the clock?