What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Taxidermy.
What stories are told by basketball players?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
What do birds serve on Halloween?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
When do mice play every day?
What's black and white and red all over?
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?