Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What did the tree say when autumn came around?
What's a fork's favorite holiday?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
How does a barber get to work?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why does chewing gum never go bad?
What kind of bird can write?
Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?
Who is the most popular Super Mario™️ character in Georgia?
Why are winter days great?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
Why do rhinos charge?
What's a bee's favorite novel?