Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
What animals make the best students?
What sport can waiters play really well?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a mouse's favorite board game?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was the fish so smart?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What do mice do when they're at home?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Why did the border collie get a raise?
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
How do you drive a man crazy?