Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the frog have a long face?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?
Why did the Easter egg hide?
How do bears keep cool?
What do you call a smelly horse?
How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?
Why do hogs play so much football?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?