Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
Because the director told them to break a leg.
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What did the woman say when Barbie™ picked up her kids from school?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
Why did the sailor lose his job?
What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
Why was school so much easier for cavemen?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?