What did the NSA employee say when her friend tried to tell her a new joke?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
What do scuba divers wear to bed?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
Why are all priests fit?
What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why was the horse so happy?
Which famous author is also a ruler?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What nationality are most fish?
How did the tree get lost?
What's the most athletic footwear?