What's the difference between a politician and a snail?
Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?
Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What is a twin's favorite fruit?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why are cows bad at telling jokes?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?