What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
Why did the photographer attract so many mice?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Which dog loves to rob banks?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What's a frog's favorite sport?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?
What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?