What did one plate say to the other?
Why do baseball players love bowling?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Who are crows' favorite family members?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
It's Crowded!
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why did the computer run out of money?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
What kind of bull doesn't have horns?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What do you call the horse that lives next door?
Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
