Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
Why did Spider-Man get in trouble with his mom?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What animal floats best?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?