Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
What soup do Santa's helpers love most?
Which family member is always relieved?
What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?
Why do kids love theater classes?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?
Which fly makes films?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What type of dog loves to take showers?