Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
No matter how hard they try, they always have dog breath.
Which state is the cleanest?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why don't ants get sick?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What type of pasta helps you relax?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
How did the mermaid call her friends?