What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?
What do chefs do in their spare time?
What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
Why do elephants have trunks?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
Why was the dog so popular?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What tree has the most bark?