What's the most talkative class period in high school?
Social studies.
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where can you always get cheap gas?