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Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why did the duck cross the road?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What car can you only see twice a year?
What do you call a Zen egg?
What's a cucumber's favorite sport?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
How do you make a bear really angry?
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why did the airplane get grounded?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
Why did the student eat their homework?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?
Where can you always get cheap gas?