Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What did the group of hobbits name their band?
What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?
What does Santa order at the bar?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?
Why is it so cold at Christmas time?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Where do superheroes blend right in?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What do you do when two snails fight?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Where do cows go for lunch?
What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?
Guitarists are so stressed out.