Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What food is a man's best friend?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Where do cats go on vacation?
Where does a scientist wizard work?
Why do potted plants shower so much in April?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?