Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Because he was a dirty double-crosser.
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
Why is grass so dangerous?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
What is the best way to study the Bible?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What's the most expensive plate in church?
What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?
Why did the tomato turn red?
Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
What does winter fat turn into?
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?