To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
How do you spell water with 3 letters?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What instrument did the door play in the band?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?