What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?
The drumstick.
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Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?
Why did the robot take a summer vacation?
Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
Which jungle also provides free two-day shipping?
What do Scottish toads play?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What do you call it when two boats become friends?
Why do cats love to work?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?
What kind of crop do lazy boys farm?