Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Which celebrity always frowns?
Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
What did the horse say when it collapsed?
Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
What did the fisherman say to the magician?
What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
What insect runs away from everything?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Where would you put an injured insect?
What do fairies always drink?