Where does a scientist wizard work?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Did you hear about the country giving free bread to its citizens?
People are so hard on car mechanics.
What do donkeys take to go to the store?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
What do fish use for glasses?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?