What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What do two oxygen molecule friends call each other?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What types of animals always win at tug-of-war?