Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call hiking college students?
What does a dog say before eating?