What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Ragdolls.
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What's the world's weakest animal?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What's a soda's favorite show at Disneyland®?
Where do pigs sleep during the summer?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
How do you drive a man crazy?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?