Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?
What do you call a Zen egg?
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What are baby potatoes called?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you call a bee with a spell on him?
What do British people and golfers have in common?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
Which condiment adds the most kick?
Why was the math book sad?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Where do pigs learn magic?
Who sits in a corner all day but somehow still travels the world?
Why did the tomato turn red?