What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
What building always gets stains on it?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
What's the best method for making an apple turnover?
What's the slowest 5k?
Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What is an archer's favorite store?