Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
What does an evil hen lay?
What did March say to the madness?
Why are bankers so good at American politics?
Did you hear about the dogs that just started dating?
What is a king's favorite weather?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
What happens to you when you lift a lot of logs?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Which cats love to be petted?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What's the most masculine animal?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?