What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
Why are frogs always so happy?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
How does a barber get to work?
Why is the piano so hard to open?
What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?
Where do milkshakes come from?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What animal uses boats but never needs an oar?
What happened when the lion ate the comedian?