Which insect makes the best father?
Daddy long legs.
What kind of key opens a haunted house?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?
What kind of tights are impossible to wear?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
What do you call a fly without wings?
What animal knows how to work a computer?
Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
What do you call penguins and polar bears?