What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do you call fowl that fly into windows?
Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
Why do worms taste like chewing gum?
What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?
What kind of water do fireworks like?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?