What shape has a knighthood?
Cir-cle.
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
Why do boneless wings scare so easily?
Why was the bee sad?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
Where do hands go on vacation?
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?
What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?
What kind of pants do fish wear?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?