What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
Why did the Uber driver get fired?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Why do two skunks argue?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?
What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
What do you call a deer that can use both hands?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?
Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?