How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why was the bee sad?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What day is your mom always right?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What should you say to a pig on February 14th?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
How do trees get access to the internet?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What's a goose's favorite book?
How do you take a pig to the hospital?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
Why was the picture sent to jail?