What do you call twin dinosaurs?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
Why are grandparents and grandchildren always close to each other?
Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
Why did the goal post get angry?
Why don't guitarists handle stress well?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
What do fish use for glasses?
When does a horse talk?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why was the cow afraid?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Why did my sister bury her lightbulb?