What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why is April the cleanest month of all?
What do you say if you meet a toad?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Why don't koalas categorize as bears?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Did you know about April 1st?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
Why did the turtle cross the road?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?