What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?
A royal flush.
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
What's the saddest part of the week?
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
What do little monsters call their mother?
Why did the puppy struggle in school?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What does Bigfoot say when he asks for candy on Halloween?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?
Where does water do all its banking?
Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?