Why are cars magic?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
Why can't bikes stand up on their own?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
How does a single horse RSVP to a party?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
It's allergy season again?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
What do you call an emergency in the spring?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What did summer say to spring?
Why did the cats ask for a drum set?
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What candy is always getting in fights with each other?