Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
Where do birds go to drink?
What's E.T. short for?
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What do fairies always drink?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?
What is a waiter's favorite sport?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
What animal has the worst mood swings?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
Why did the heels and the boots get along?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?