What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
Which dogs love to study science?
What did the paper say to the pencil?
Where do you take sick ponies?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What game does chlorine never lose?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
What do you call a BBQ by the pool?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What cartoon character loves insects?
Who is a bee's favorite composer?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?