What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
To whom do fish go to borrow money?
Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What did the bee say to the flower?
What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
What do cats wear to work?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
What do you call a litter of young dogs who have come in from the snow?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Why was the moth so unpopular?