What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
What is another term for the price of gas?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What's the noisiest food?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is blue and not heavy?
Why are grandkids so great?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
Why does the sun love to go back to school?
Where do frogs keep their money?
Why is summer always sad?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What do you call a rich person's bedroom?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?
What does a queen bee do when she burps?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?