Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What do lions eat on their cheat day?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What do sheep love to spread on crackers?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What do cows say when you milk them?
What's the opposite of irony?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Where would you put an injured insect?
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?
How do you organize a space party?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
Did you hear about George Clooney's new animated series?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?