What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
What kind of car does a chicken have?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
What fairy loves to count?
How does the moon cut her hair?
What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
How can you tell when a bird just passed gas?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Families are like fudge.
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?
Where do hikers go for a drink after a long day out in the mountains?
What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?
Where should you plant flowers along the road?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?
What is a cat's favorite math problem?