What type of cake never comes with frosting?
A crab cake.
Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What is a golfer's favorite bird?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
What do elves learn in school?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
When does the devil get all of his shopping done?
What do you give a sick lemon?
Which celebrity has the best handwriting?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?