Why did the dog have a bunch of dirt in its mouth?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
What did the ocean sing at karaoke?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?
Where do ghosts prefer to swim?
What is a bunny's favorite dance?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?