Why are fish such good architects?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why do cows make great bakers?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?
What do puppies use to take their lunch to school?
What nationality is Santa Claus?
What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why do moms make good vintners?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
What shape has a knighthood?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What's a fun hobby for an accountant?
Which football team has the coolest helmets?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?