Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Why are sheep such great pranksters?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What do goats and moms have in common?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you call it when two male cows argue?
What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why do math teachers love March?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
What's a tornado's favorite game?