What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?
What game do mice love to play?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
How do hurricanes see?
How do you care for a sick bird?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
How do horses stay in such great shape?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Why do bees stay in their hives during the summer?
What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
What animal loves Indian food?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What did the frog order at McDonald's®?
Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?