What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
Santa Claws.
Why did the map not want to be weighed?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What did Santa bring to the potluck?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What's a frog's favorite year?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What do bees chew?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Which elf is the best singer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Where do ghosts go on vacation?
Why do legumes gossip so much?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What do insects learn at school?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?