Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
Why are bakers so good at math?
Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?
What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?
Why isn't Robin called Batboy?
Who is God's favorite superhero?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?
What do Scottish toads play?
Why do ballerinas always stay out late?
What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?