What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What instrument does a bull from Paris play?
What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
What's a pogo stick's favorite season?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?
Why are stones so good at music?
Which dogs love to study science?
What do nosey peppers do?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What is the most popular 70s band among birds?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?