What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
Where did the music teacher leave his keys?
What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Which elf is the best singer?
How did the mountain lion finally lose weight?
What animal knows kung fu?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What bird is losing its hair?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What did the clean dog say to the insect?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?