What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
An eggroll.
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Where do polar bears vote?
What is sand's favorite movie?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What animal styles their hair every day?
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
What vegetables do librarians like?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What type of cat loves to go on hikes?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Which former US President gets most confused for money?
What's the most popular cat in New England?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
How many letters are there in the alphabet?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
Why is a doctor always calm?