My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What sport can waiters play really well?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
Where does a camper keep his money?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?
What's a duck's favorite TV show?
What do female veggies wear to the beach?
What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
What did the mare say when her foal broke her favorite vase?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?