What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Lay's®.
What is a competitive athlete's favorite season?
Why did the duck cross the road?
Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?
Why do cows wear bells?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?
Who is the worm's Prime Minister?
How do amoebas make calls?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
How can you farm during the winter?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?
What do you call a bird that's afraid to fly?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?
What color are all the books in the library?