What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What sport do horses love to play?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?
What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
What's the laziest vegetable?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
How do you add one to ten to get nine?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
How does a taco bless the table?