What kind of car do eggs drive?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why was the caboose always sneezing?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?
What is the difference between Yankee fans and dentists?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What do you give a sick pig?
When does a horse talk?
What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?
Who is the ultimate father of the sea?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
Why did the professor write on the window?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?