Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?
Because he prefers his bear feet.
How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
What do teapots eat on their snack break?
What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What do you call bees that are best friends?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
How does cardboard get its workout in?
What do eye doctors do in their spare time?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What bird shouldn't drink coffee?
What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?
Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?
Why are ghosts always in trouble?
Did you hear about that anti-social fish?
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?