What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What goes ooo ooo ooo?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
Why do mama kangaroos hate rainy days?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?
What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?
What game does pasta always play at recess?
Why did the cat run away from the tree?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?