Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
Guitarists are so stressed out.
What do you call an arctic cow?
Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
Why do horses make such good debt collectors?
Where do you go when you need an excuse to get out of something?
Why are basketball players such messy eaters?
What is a construction worker's favorite card game?
What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
Where do bees go on their vacation?
What's the ocean's funniest animal?
How do fish watch TV shows?
What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?
Want to hear a joke about construction?