Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
Why did the duck cross the road?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's the best way to get your kids' attention?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
What animal is best at avoiding a punch?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What words make the best athletes?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
What nationality are most fish?
Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?
Why was the spider so smart?
Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Why was the computer cold at work?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?