Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
They were suspected of being a shell company in some fishy business.
What did the pen say to the pencil?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the bunny upset?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What do cats say after a sarcastic remark?
Why do track athletes never give up on anything?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?