What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn?
Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What do you call a silly hill?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
How did the vampire start his letter?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Where do cats go on vacation?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What does a panda ghost say?
What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?
What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?
Why is a doctor always calm?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?