What's black and white and red all over?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
What might you call waking up in the morning?
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
What do you call two birds stuck together?
Why do rodents make the best runners?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
How do you make antifreeze?
What do monkeys wear when they are cooking?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?