What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?
What do fish use for glasses?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
What do fairies always drink?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?
What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What rock band loves Thanksgiving?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
Why can't you trust a pig?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?