What's the friendliest pen?
A hi-lighter!
How do fleas travel?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
What are the strongest days of the week?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What do Scottish toads play?
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
What style of music weighs the most?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What do you call a crate of ducks?
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
Where do airplanes go shopping?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What vegetables do librarians like?