Why do dogs make great meteorologists?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
What table can you never sit at?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?
Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?
What kind of car does Arnold Schwarzenegger drive?
Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
How do you comfort a grammar teacher?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
Why did the elk have great hair?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?