What's the smelliest part of a football field?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
What do you call a baby dinosaur?
Why do dogs run in circles?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What should a lawyer always wear to court?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
How did the coach get his quarterback?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Why did the tomato turn red?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?