What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What is a cat's favorite part of baseball?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
What's a cat's favorite song?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Where do polar bears vote?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?
What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?