What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
What do dogs drink their beverages out of?
Why did the swine refuse to apologize?
What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?
Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?
How is cat food sold?
Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why do airplanes make bad spouses?
What do birds say to encourage each other?
What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?