What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?
That someone had stolen his tent.
Why do cows like being told jokes?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?
How does a barber get to work?
Why are stones so good at music?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
Where does money love to go shopping?
Which princess is best suited for winter?
Why do cubes make great referees?
Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?
Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
How do birds threaten one another?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?