How does a pizza introduce itself?
Why are ghosts always single?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?
How long do chickens work?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?
What do cats use to take notes in meetings?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
What do you call a knight who hates fighting?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
When building a house, what tool do dinos use the most?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.