Why does a duck have tail feathers?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
What did the airline worker name her child?
What do you call a car that's always thirsty?
OK, that's enough fish puns.
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?
What do you call a volleyball with a bad attitude?
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Why was the pirate late for work?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What happened when the guy walked into the bar?