What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?
Why should you be worried about the calendar?
Which president loved to take baths?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?
What game do bats excel at?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What is Zeus's favorite 70s rock song?
Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?