What's good for both poker and theater?
A full house.
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What birds make average students?
Which animals make the best football players?
What is the wealthiest fish?
My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him...
Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
What kind of pet does Snow White™️ have?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
Why did the echo get detention?
What game do bats excel at?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Which celebrity loves to read?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do bees chew?
Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?
What do you call a tiger running a copy machine?