What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?
Where do baby ghosts go during the day?
What sound does a witch's car make?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
How do scientists freshen their breath?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
What is a chicken's favorite vegetable?
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
How do fall and winter say hello?
Why was the math book sad?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?
Where does breakfast live?