Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Because they love to play ball!
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What type of music do frogs listen to?
Do you know the name Pavlov?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why do cosmeticians never fight?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do trees wear to the lake?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What is the most adorable season?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What job did the corn on the cob get?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
How did the vampire start his letter?