Why are trees always so positive?
How does a barber get to work?
What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What day of the week do chickens hide?
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do basketball players like cookies?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What do felines love to plant in a garden?
What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?
What's the difference between a fish and a piano?
Which animal is the most religious?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
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