What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
That bird won't stop squawking.
When should a mouse carry an umbrella?
Why did the judge send the turtle to jail?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What book do people who can't sing use during church service?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What does Santa call Christmastime?
What birds make average students?
Why was the dog overweight?
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What superpower do all middle children have?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?