Why don't ants get sick?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What do you call a fish on a hot day?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do naked fish play with?
What do you call lending money to a bison?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
What was Forrest Gump's email password?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?
What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?
Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What animal scores the most in basketball?