Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
Where do goldfish go camping?
This candy bar is a real home run.
Why are cowboys always religious?
Why was the musician arrested?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What's a duck's favorite ballet?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
What do you call a bear after it has eaten too much?
How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?
Where was Noah born?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?
Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What is a parrot's favorite game?