What did the pecan say to the walnut?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
What's a ghost's favorite drink?
What is the most adorable season?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What is CO2's favorite pasta?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
What do you call a singing rodent?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What is the best day to go to the beach?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What did Snow White™️ call her chicken?
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
Why do crabs never give to charity?