What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
The champire.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Who's the biggest downer in baseball?
Why was the cow afraid?
Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What does Catwoman always carry with her?
What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
Why was the math book sad in winter?
Who are crows' favorite family members?