Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What is the biggest ant in the world?
What's a feline's favorite class in school?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
What fish only swims at night?
What's the opposite of irony?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do moms make good vintners?
Why did Dr. Frankenstein invite his monster over for dinner?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
What animal is always ready to protect people?
What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
How do you get a country girl to like you?