What did the peach say to its crying husband?
That's so pitiful.
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
Why are kitten siblings always fighting?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?
What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?
What's the best way to give a cat a bath?
What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?
What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?
What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Why are giraffes so slow to apologize?
What sweet treat never panics?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What happens when two monkeys get a divorce?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?