Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
How do hurricanes see?
What is the best holiday breakfast food?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What do horses say to greet each other?
Why are stones so good at music?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?